Look!  Up there under the Beer menu.  See that new line?  It says RSF Merchandise.  Click on it and be miraculously transported to my little place on Zazzle.com.

Hey, the country needs an economic makeover, so do your part by getting yourself a brand new Randy Stoat t-shirt.  President Obama will thank you.  Your friends will appreciate the new sense of style you have at your command as they wait in line behind you at the gas station while you pay for your week's worth of lotto tickets, Red Bull and Jagermeister.  Most of all, I'll thank you for my half-cent cut of Zazzle's profits.  While you're there, go ahead and treat yourself to a frosted mug so you can pound down those RB&J cocktails in style.

You are a winner, my friend, and the whole world should be able to tell at a glance.  With clothes and other merchandise from Randy Stoat Femtobrewery, there are no more excuses.

Please read this.  It is just right on!  I’m sure nothing will come of it, but damn it sure feels good to see that somebody else is thinking the same things I do.  The only thing I’d change right away would be to send it to my state and local governments as well.  Why hold them harmless?

I’m going to make sure everyone who claims to be my representative gets a copy of it, too.  Even if you won’t read it, some lackey in their office should.  Maybe one of them will see it and think a revolution is in the offing and show it to their boss.  Maybe one of them will feel shame for a tenth of a second.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Write your representatives, too.

• The White House: http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
• US House https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtml
• US Senate http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm
• Texas reps: http://www.fyi.legis.state.tx.us/

Use Google to find your local thieving bastard representatives.