Buy Some Randy Stoat Stuff
Feb
24
Written by:
2/24/2009 11:24 AM
Look! Up there under the Beer menu. See that new line? It says RSF Merchandise. Click on it and be miraculously transported to my little place on Zazzle.com.
Hey, the country needs an economic makeover, so do your part by getting yourself a brand new Randy Stoat t-shirt. President Obama will thank you. Your friends will appreciate the new sense of style you have at your command as they wait in line behind you at the gas station while you pay for your week's worth of lotto tickets, Red Bull and Jagermeister. Most of all, I'll thank you for my half-cent cut of Zazzle's profits. While you're there, go ahead and treat yourself to a frosted mug so you can pound down those RB&J cocktails in style.
You are a winner, my friend, and the whole world should be able to tell at a glance. With clothes and other merchandise from Randy Stoat Femtobrewery, there are no more excuses.